You so exaggerate! There are like 2 OK bars in C-U.
Seriously there is some intellectual stimulation and some cultural diversity in a college town. Ever been to Rantoul or Danville to see the deep midwest?
Many of them don't like the lifestyle available on the prarie, that's why if you're born there with any brains or initative you'll probably end up moving to at least Chicago, maybe LA, Florida or New Mexico. Those that stay- now that's a batch weird psychological profiles. You could make it big in Hollywood by just putting a camera on some of the people I've met.