LOL... "This train will return to the Grosvenor station momentarily"... People actually stay on there? (would be nice for a railfan, though...)
Yeah, Grosvenor doesn't need them... still, they're in the other colors... would be nice to see them in red also.
How about, "This is Silver Spring Station. Doors opening on the left side. Final stop for this train. This train will NOT service Forest Glen, Wheaton, or Glenmont Stations. Next train is in three minutes. Please take all your valuables with you, including your children if they are traveling with you. This train will be out of service until it leaves to head back to downtown Washington. Everybody off the train, please. Thank you for riding Metrorail, have a nice day and - hey, YOU! No eating on the platform!"
~Circa March 2002... Someone had too much beer last night, I'd guess.