The Second Avenue line will be "opening soon."
Possible headlines for
THE NEW YORK TIMES
Friday, January 1, 2100:
WELCOME TO THE 22nd CENTURY
First 100 year century in 199 years begins today.
NORTHEAST TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY BEGINS SECOND AVENUE SUBWAY STUDY
Construction is expected to begin after approval of 6th bond act for this purpose. Study includes plans for Midtown access from underwater city.
NO NEWS FROM PIG WAR FRONT
Human victories extensive