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Re: Grand Getaway Train (572493)

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Posted by wdobner on Fri Sep 26 07:37:27 2003, in response to Re: Grand Getaway Train,
posted by SelkirkTMO on Fri Sep 26 07:18:20 2003.

LOL!

Here I thought the "See-Cure, Uhn-Disclosed-Location?" (SCUd-L? another name for our favorite dictator's Al Hussain missiles?) was Smallbany!

It makes sense, you can zip up there from GCT, Shrub'd even get a nice view heading up the Hudson. The Secret Service could race him to the Joe Bruno SCUd-L (built by Betchel, cost overruns, only 8 mil, all of which were pocketed by the CEO and funneled back into the 35 million dollar wad of cash Dubya's got) in Rensselaer, and there he'd be safe among his own kind. Who in their right mind would launch a terrorist attack up there? They's gots guns and prohibit the wearing or selling of vaguely anti-american T-shirts in malls up there! Those Al-Queda arab-rednecks wouldn't know what hit them when every other person in the crowd is armed and they find themselves outgunned!

Now imagine our poor Tw/O accidentally routed the Dubya Express-from-danger up the harlem branch! Then again, I'm pretty sure that Brewster or Dover Plains is probably as safe as Smallbany, the only problem could come if they get switched off into Connecticut, since we all know how they voted! Or even better if they want to get back to Washington by train, "What do you mean we can't get there from here?!" That new Tappan Zee bridge would have funding and 4 tracks so fast it'd make your head spin, regardless of whether it helped to repair the damage done to New York by the collateral damage left by the terrorists trying to snuff out Shrub. :/


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